"If You Can Read This" Funny Socks

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    • Haute Soiree's "Bring Me Wine" Sock brought to you by Cayman Products is the original and still the best quality. Adorable and funny non-slip design: "If you can read this, bring me some wine". Incredibly comfortable, you have to feel them to believe it! They may be inexpensive, but they don't feel cheap! Even though they're novelty socks, you'll love to wear them all the time!
    • INCLUDES UNIQUE GIFT BOX: Haute Soiree Original socks are packaged in a premium high-quality stock, full color laser printed Haute Soiree Vineyards gift box. The box’s design simulates a vintage wooden wine crate showcasing fun wine related imagery and creative messaging. Perfect for gifting!
    • CREATIVE AND PERSONALIZED: Our combed cotton socks are cultivated in conditions to present a well-balanced profile. The first impression is playful and fun which evolves to a soft feeling on the foot. The hand-picked non-skid letters on the bottoms offer a perfect balance of safety and comfort. Pairs well with friends, family or socking alone. No need to age these – enjoy them now!
    • ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Luxurious combed cotton will keep your feet toasty warm. Our unique blend of combed cotton, spandex, and elastic will allow our socks to comfortably fit most feet. US sizes 6 to 10 fit best, making these socks the perfect gift for nearly anyone. Try them for a fun Christmas present, hostess or housewarming gift, birthday present, fun party favor, Mother's day present, a clean secret Santa gift exchange idea, or keep them for yourself! Machine washable with like colors.
  • All orders are processed within 24 hours and delivery will take between 3 to 5 business days.

    Currently, we only ship to the USA and UK. More countries coming soon!

12 months warranty

12 months international warranty on all purchases so, in the unlikely event of anything going wrong, we've got your back. Always.

  

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